idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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