This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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