He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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