one might say we're banned from that church
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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