Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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