im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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