is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
as a side note pls kill me
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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