my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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