i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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