My nipple is on Facebook.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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