I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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