Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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