How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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