Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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