Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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