You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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