But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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