Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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