Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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