i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
