My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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