One girl and one boy is just not enough.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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