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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
The uberlube is also flammable
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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