i think i have herpe
just one?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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