how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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