I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Bring me that man meat
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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