Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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