whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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