i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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