just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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