I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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