just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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