Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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