i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
