just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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