hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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