Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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