shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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