ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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