Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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