So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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