i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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