Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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