Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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