Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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