Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I think we might need a safe word for this...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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