i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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