using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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