You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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