The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just pee around me
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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