How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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