ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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