He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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