lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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