I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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